Sez Mr. Miles: "The inspiration gophered into my head one night while working on a computer design. For no reason that I can determine, the line, "Would you, could you, do me Jack / While I'm lying on my back," bubbled into my head, got me giggling, and set the gears in motion for three half-nights of scribbling.... Et voila!" And now, for some "vicious satire," sit back and enjoy the ride.

 
 
Mary Seuss & Law & Order--A Not-so-fan-fic Commentary
(with only admiration of, and apologies to, Dr. Seuss)
By R. Miles
 
I write Jack

I write Jack
Jack I write

That Jack loves femmes
That femme I am
I make him love that femme I am

Do I love so Jack McCoy?
He's my favorite escapist toy!
I do so love my Jack McCoy.

He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.

I can write while in my house
With just one hand to type and mouse.
I can join Jack at his house
Once he saves me from some louse.
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.

NBC shows on my box
With those scripts I'm not his fox.
Jack in The Box Jack with a fox
Jack in a house
Jack's so aroused
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.

Would Jack? Could Jack? Kiss me twice?
Kiss me! Kiss me! I'll kiss nice.
I will write--he must, kiss me twice.

Jack will love me, you will see
I will write him just for me.
Jack would love, could love, as you read.
I'll write his woo
Jack loves me true.
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.

I'm slain! My pain! I'm slain! My pain!
Could Jack, would Jack, weep for me?
I'll write his tears
I'll write him blue
I'll write his lows
Jack loves me true.

Jack would love, could love, in The Box
Jack could love, would love, me, his fox
Jack will love me so aroused
Jack will love me in a house
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.

Sigh! In the dark?
Here on The Bar!
Would Jack, could Jack, go so far?
Jack would win, case thin, go so far.

Would Jack, could Jack, rescue me?
I would love, could love, gratefully.
I might be bare.
I might just bleed.
I might be Claire.
I'll fill Jack's needs.
Or I might save Jack's life, you'll see
Jack in a house.
Jack in The Box.
Jack's so aroused.
Jack with a fox.
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
Do I so love Jack McCoy?
He's my favorite escapist toy.

Would you, could you, do me Jack
While I'm laying on my back?
I could write, would write, me with Jack
A count of pages shows no lack.
I will write us in the rain.
I will write us on a train.
I might be bare.
I might just bleed.
I might be Claire.
I'll fill Jack's needs.
I will write us in The Box.
I will write our naughty talks.
I will write us in a house.
I will write him so aroused.
He will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.
I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.

You cannot see Jack
As I do?
Why then? Why then?
Do you "boo"?
My Jack is real;
I live there too.

Bah!
Since Jack will stay with me
I will write him
Just for me.

Sigh!
I love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy!
And I would write me with my Jack
A count of pages shows no lack.
And I will write us tenderly
I might be bare.
I might just bleed.
I might be Claire.
I'll fill Jack's needs.
Jack is so good, so good, you see!
So I will write us in The Box.
And I will write our naughty talks.
And I will write us in a house.
And I will write him so aroused.
And he will love me here and there
As I write me in Jack's care.

I do so love Jack McCoy
He's my favorite escapist toy.
 

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